I don't have any friends:(?

I don't like to go to the bar, I don't like joining clubs, I don't really have any hobbies, I can't meet people through friends because I don't have any. I work alone, my life is so frickin boring and lonely, i hate to sound like a whiney little cracker but it gets to you after a while. How do you make friends?? I don't talk to anyone I meet because I'm alone all the time so I never have anything to say.